| A Tribute to William Shatner
he got a fine tan shirt
with an emblem on the chest
the interstellar girls
all like him the best
captain of the crew
and he knows kung fu
and he did joan collins
in 1932
really just an actor,
and a genius to boot
he never gets to fire
when the enemy shoots
so he ends each show
looking neat and clean
after staring down the
mouth of a doomsday machine
i really like the one
where he reads the constitution
after ending all the
fighting in a future revolution
WILLIAM SHATNER !! |