he got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest
     the interstellar girls all like him the best
     captain of the crew and he knows kung fu
     and he did joan collins in 1932
     really just an actor, and a genius to boot
     he never gets to fire when the enemy shoots
     so he ends each show looking neat and clean
     after staring down the mouth of a doomsday machine
     i really like the one where he reads the constitution
     after ending all the fighting in a future revolution

     WILLIAM SHATNER !!